yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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