your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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