i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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