Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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