Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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