that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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