Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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