I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
ok first of all what the fuck
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