I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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