so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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