Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize
