I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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