So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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