it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My life is pants optional.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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