I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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