If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Naked Twister starts at high noon
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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