so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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