Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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