My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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