Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I licked your asshole in confidence.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Success! We fucked roommates!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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