Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Do I have a choice?
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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