We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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