Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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