I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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