Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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