Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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