she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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