dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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