I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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