i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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