you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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