I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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