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my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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