We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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