I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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