Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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