why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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