Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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