How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I seem to have left my pride at pride
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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