my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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