I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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