You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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