My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Randomize