Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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