Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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