The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I lost the right to judge tonight
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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