Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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