were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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