So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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