When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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