I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
