I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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