So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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