I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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