Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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