Your dad touched me again.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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