You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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